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We don’t laugh at you. But now we will.
I was driving in the BMW, and not in my regular honda accord ‘95 (coffin carrier)
Saw a black kid dribbling a basketball, like super hyphy, like fucking weird. He was bouncing his head in a circular motion everytime the ball hit the ground with his iPod blaring loud.
Am I allowed to laugh at that black kid? Like how they laugh at us for playing Yu-Gi-Oh or something that we love to do?
No, I’m not. I’m supposed to be a fucking pacifist.
So I said fuck it, fuck the rules that society gives us.
I honked the horn at that motherfucker and pointed and laughed at him.
It was something that black kid never seen in his life happen before. Asian being hostile to black.
-Asian Accelerator, Kevin
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The LA Riots—now The 107.9 Riots?
Monday, September 20
Popular korean singer Taeyang helpless in Intensive Care Unit at a local hospital, while many african americans still accumulate around Sacramento’s most famous radio station—KDND 107.9 The End.
Taeyang was assaulted by many african american protesters after leaving the radio station.
“He asian, he ain’t supposed to be on the radio.” One of the protesters argued.
Taeyang’s hit single “Wedding Dress” popped up on The End’s top songs requested. It only had to play once for an angry crowd to assemble at the radio station’s habitat.
Not only citizens were furious. African American celebrity Beyounce, Jay-Z, Trey Songz, Usher, and Nelly showed up. They were reported to have taken their private jets to Sacramento Airport upon hearing about Taeyang’s debut in America.
“Look. I’m fine with BoA rising up in fame in America, she’s an asian girl. More so a Girl! Taeya—whatever his name is, I don’t speak Japanese or whatever he is. He’s an asian guy, a guy!” Beyounce spoke her feelings.
“Okay. Pitbull, he’s mexican. Train, he’s white. Bruno Mars, I don’t know what the **** he is but atleast he’s not asian. Taeyang is not one of us. And never will be.” You could see the flames in Jay-Z’s eyes.
Trey Songz also told us that he didn’t know who Taeyang was but when he did a google image search on him, he was not happy. “Did you see his body? How fit he is? Who’s supposed to have fit bodies? Who? Us blacks. He needs to learn his place.”
About 90% of the police force are currently at the station keeping the crowd in order. One officer expressed his fears about this outrage would be another LA Riot.
Taeyang is still in the ICU, with two black eyes and a broken jaw, doctors have no disclosed anymore information to us.
